Game Started Lives: 09

2004: Life lost.

2007: Life lost.

2009: Life lost.

2010: Life lost.

2011: Life lost.

2012: One up.

2013: One up.

2014: One up.

Current score: 07 lives.



    Wow so I’m stuck at the hotel alone because I’ve got a fever and my back hurts, and everyone else is in Brooklyn, so I go on facebook and see that someone posted a video on our class’ page, so I watch it and see that it’s a video from the other day where one of my classmates slapped my arse as hard as he could, needless to say, without my consent.
    And I read the comments, and everyone is praising him for doing it and this one guy is like ‘that was worth the ten dollars’
    To harass me

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    I went to hooters with my guy classmates and I’ve discovered an evident disability to distinguish between ‘waitress’ and ‘prostitute’ in male population from the age of five

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    Bird Music

    This is how they write Jazz

    (Source: 69kmh, via goddamnbrokenphones)



Draw a bird a day. Depression goes away.

    art birds
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    I helped my classmate pick out Victoria’s Secret underwear for a girl he never even met, I feel like the ldr guru

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    Oh god I spend so much money today and my pay hasn’t gone into my account yet

    Taking off now. Will see you all soon.

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Funny I found this when I’m supposed to work :))


    Funny I found this when I’m supposed to work :))

    (Source: toothpastecomics)

    "I melt everytime I see your smile. "

    — When I see my love smile (via myunexpectedd)

    (via v-ogued)


    Dogs Who Look Like Other Things [imgur]

    Previously: Bears Doing Human Things

    (via 1-800-get-sluutty)


    get rich or cry tryin

    (via ruinedchildhood)


    Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

    Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

    (via goddamnbrokenphones)



    (via slutwhat)

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