A lot of foreplay, then I had four orgasm in a round (making it a total seven today) and Darling had three in a round (making it a total of four today).
there is some sort of rule that one must always know how tall they are, and it confuses me a bit.
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
My mother in-law slapped my arse earlier. Darling doesn’t even do that.
Less than 24 hours and I’ve been marked to all hell and earned a sticker.
That’s not even a good picture, darling. You know I have better ones.
Tumblr is full of a bunch of serial killers pretending to be writers