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    goddamnbrokenphones:

Let me explain you a thing. By church clothes I meant two very short, very flattering white dresses. Not a beige cardigan and a cutting of Nana’s carpet for a skirt. THEY WERE SERIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE DRESSES FOR CHURCH and basically I got a boner and she laughed and called me a creep.

They were not inappropriate! Also, Gabby: Katie’s got a bridal kink for me.

    goddamnbrokenphones:

    Let me explain you a thing. By church clothes I meant two very short, very flattering white dresses. Not a beige cardigan and a cutting of Nana’s carpet for a skirt. THEY WERE SERIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE DRESSES FOR CHURCH and basically I got a boner and she laughed and called me a creep.

    They were not inappropriate!
    Also, Gabby: Katie’s got a bridal kink for me.

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    amazingavengers:

    beifag:

    k1mkardashian:

    girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

    having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

    none of you can do it discreetly anyways

    we see you

    everyone sees you

    (via goddamnbrokenphones)

    spuandi:

    sometimes i forget most girls like boys

    (via goddamnbrokenphones)

    teddytrumpet:

    gotpasta:

    cosbyykidd:

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    ghivashels:

    colinmorgasms:

    what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

    what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

    what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

    what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

    What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

    ^that one 

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    "Why doesn’t anyone ever make a realistic status update like ‘I planned to work out, but now I’m sitting in a bean bag chair with nuddles’? "

    — Simon Talbot
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    iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

    boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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    Look how cute we are

    Look how cute we are

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    idbha:

So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.

    idbha:

    So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.

    (via goddamnbrokenphones)

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nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

    cosmictuesdays:

    nadiacreek:

    coelasquid:

    deformutilated:

    Fudge recipe on a headstone

    I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

    I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

    That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

    (via goddamnbrokenphones)

    theimpolitecanadian:

    when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

    (via occasionaldruglord)

    when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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    (Source: kumagawa, via occasionaldruglord)

    bird
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    infiltration:

    sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

    (via rockandrollgrocer)

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