Let me explain you a thing. By church clothes I meant two very short, very flattering white dresses. Not a beige cardigan and a cutting of Nana’s carpet for a skirt. THEY WERE SERIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATE DRESSES FOR CHURCH and basically I got a boner and she laughed and called me a creep.
They were not inappropriate!
Also, Gabby: Katie’s got a bridal kink for me.
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves
"Why doesn’t anyone ever make a realistic status update like ‘I planned to work out, but now I’m sitting in a bean bag chair with nuddles’? "
Look how cute we are
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.