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Game Started Lives: 09

2004: Life lost.

2007: Life lost.

2009: Life lost.

2010: Life lost.

2011: Life lost.

2012: One up.

2013: One up.

2014: One up.

Current score: 07 lives.

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    egobus:

    omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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    so embarrassing

    (via occasionaldruglord)

    brokenblackrabbit:

    kelekelo:

    every class is art class if you dont care enough

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    (via sillymint)

    turtwink:

    yabba dabba done with ur shit

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    (via ruinedchildhood)

    ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

    (via goddamnbrokenphones)

    laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

    laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

    (via occasionaldruglord)

    beemill:

    kim-jong-chill:

    i’m just going to leave this here

    america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

    (via vogueltalia)

    didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

    didgeridood:

    after watching anaconda

    (via ruinedchildhood)

    (Source: reymartdel, via slutwhat)

    “Yeah I've been following you for years. But this feminism thing is getting too out of hand. It's not a bad thing, but when you look at it you're making it a bad thing. Have a good life i regret having to unfollow.”
    -Anonymous

    definitelydope:

    ?????? *fart noises*

    • Friend: why are you crying?
    • Me: I'm just so beautiful

    fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

Actually the correct translation would be ‘damn’ not ‘fuck’.

    fishingboatproceeds:

    aliewa:

    grouchythefish:

    ladyofpurple:

    I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

    Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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    Why is it always Norway

    Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

    Actually the correct translation would be ‘damn’ not ‘fuck’.

    “how often do you have sex?”
    -Anonymous

    pussysista:

    How often is your dad “working late”?

    neptunain:

    go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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