Wow so I’m stuck at the hotel alone because I’ve got a fever and my back hurts, and everyone else is in Brooklyn, so I go on facebook and see that someone posted a video on our class’ page, so I watch it and see that it’s a video from the other day where one of my classmates slapped my arse as hard as he could, needless to say, without my consent.
And I read the comments, and everyone is praising him for doing it and this one guy is like ‘that was worth the ten dollars’
To harass me
I went to hooters with my guy classmates and I’ve discovered an evident disability to distinguish between ‘waitress’ and ‘prostitute’ in male population from the age of five
I helped my classmate pick out Victoria’s Secret underwear for a girl he never even met, I feel like the ldr guru
Oh god I spend so much money today and my pay hasn’t gone into my account yet
Taking off now. Will see you all soon.
"I melt everytime I see your smile. "
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.